((EHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE))
NYEEEEEEYEHEHEEHHEHEH!
I MAY HATE YOU BUT YOU’RE SO F***ING TRUE
COACH YOU FATASS
AS SOON AS YOU LEAVE YOUR SAFETY YOU’RE FRICKEN DEAD
((btw jockey who are you?))
((OPEN YOUR ASK BOX))
I JUMP
AND THEN HUMP THEM!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEYEHEEHHEHEHE
that is the greatest plan
DON’T THEY KINDA FIGHT BACK
OR DO YOU JUST SORTA
HUMP THE RESISTANCE OUT OF THEM
YES YES THAT EXACTLY!!!!
THEY FIGHT BACK BUT…
NYEEEEEEEEHEHHEHEHE
IF YOU’RE SURE, SIR!
WELL, SIR…..
YOU DON’T LOOK QUITE…LIKE OTHER PEOPLE, SIR! AND I’M NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE, SIR, BUT MOST OTHERS WOULD LOOK AT YOU BADLY FOR THAT, SIR!
YOU AREN’T FROM THESE PLACES
ARE YOU, BUDDY???
NYEEHEHEHHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE’RE THE ONES GIVING BAD LOOKS!
THERE’S BARELY OTHER HUMANS LIKE YOU HERE!!
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HI
DO YOU LIKE HORSES
WH
HORSES?!???
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEe
I RIDE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT
IS
AWESOME
HOW DO YOU RIDE THEM DO YOU JUST JUMP ON THEM OR DO YOU NEED TO GET A SADDLE DON’T THEY TRY TO THROW YOU OFF
I JUMP
AND THEN HUMP THEM!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEYEHEEHHEHEHE

one-man-cheeseburger-apocalypse:
Wait, isn’t this that suit boy?
((no no no you don’t understand, this always gets me))

